WHAT IS MR. MET DOING THIS WEEK?

Dette har som alle vet vært er fryktelig uke for alle Mets-fan. Men hva har Mr. Met gjort denne uken?

10. Hanging around Shea Stadium, wondering where everybody is.
9. Playing cards with Rickey Henderson.
8. Answering the Mitchell investigation's questions regarding the suspicious size of his head.
7. Trying to figure out why there aren't any "Seinfeld'' reruns on TBS this week.
6. Hoping for a little sympathy sex from Mrs. Met.
5. Drinking himself into a stupor with Mr. Red, Mr. Potato Head, Brutus Buckeye, Mayor McCheese, Alfred E. Neuman and Barry Bonds.
4. Getting his deposit back for the big division title-clinching party.
3. Offering his services to the Yankees.
2. As usual, stalking Anna Benson.
1. Bar Mitzvahs.