Why I Love NYC, part 2

OK, på grunn av stor etterspørsel har redaksjonen skrapt sammen nye sitater fra t-banen i New York. Here they come:

C train, 59th St:
Conductor: This is an express, uptown C train. You heard right: an express C train. Next stop: 125th Street. If you need local service on the Upper West Side, please transfer across the platform to the D, as in "Daddy done did it" or B, as in "bad boy Bobby Brown" train.




B train:
Conductor: This is a Brooklyn bound B train. Like bitch.




Uptown A train:
Conductor: We are currently being held in the station because of some other A train fucking us all over.




Queens bound F train:
Conductor: This train is very crowded. If you cannot fit, please step back and wait for the next train. If you manage to get onto this very crowded train, look at the person next to you and tell them, "Howdy!"



A train:
Conductor: Hello, and welcome to the mobile sauna bath.